Fans of esoteric sports will no doubt be aware of something called “Korfball”, which is a basketball-ish game played in the Netherlands. I’m not exactly sure what makes it different than Netball because, to be honest, why would I educate myself on sports that are kind of like basketball but aren’t basketball? It’s pointless. Anyway,…
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Channing Frye 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (5/6/2016)
Forget about Channing Frye’s 7 three-pointers. I know I mentioned them in the title of the video, but just forget about them. We know the Fryeman can hit threes. That’s like the one thing that he does. Think of it another way: would you watch a video of Blake Griffin dunking it a bunch of…
Read MoreZach LaVine All 49 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
My fingers fly across the keyboard, executing a wide array of well-timed keyboard shortcuts with my left hand while my right expertly manipulates the mouse, furiously clicking and dragging, shaping and composing. The process is almost automatic, yet evident in my quick actions is a kind of hidden artistry that could never be replicated by…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 21 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2016)
There is no valid reason for why DeMarre “I somehow tricked a GM into thinking I was not merely a system player” Carroll would be the leading scorer in a playoff game. No reason at all. Look at the rosters of the Raptors and Heat. There are about a billion players who I would pick…
Read MoreKris Humphries 12 Points Full Highlights (5/4/2016)
Coach Bud walked down to the end of the bench. “Kris. Kris! Hey, get ready to check in!” Kris Humphries did not react to his coach’s words in any way. He sat statuelike on the bench, blankly gazing forward. Play continued in front of him, but his eyes did not follow the action; instead, they…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 19 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2016)
Terrence Ross must read my video descriptions or something. Just days after I wrote mean things about him in the description of a Norman Powell video, he goes out and actually has a decent game by his standards. It’s like me saying how worthless he was made him determined to prove that he has worth…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 24 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2016)
Jonas Valanciunas is straight gangstering so far in these playoffs. Fifteen and twelve on good percentages? Those are pretty much the numbers that you’d see in a theoretical definition for “straight gangstering”. Unfortunately, a certain pair of unnamed “chuck bros” again cost their team the win with their poor shooting, poor passing, and overall poor…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (5/2/2016)
After tonight’s spirited performance by Dënniß ßchrööder, there can be no doubt: he needs a team of his own, a team where he can be the #1 point guard option. I’m not an expert on cap space and trade mechanics and all that CBA crap, but I AM an expert on the game of basketball…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 19 Points Full Highlights (5/1/2016)
Of all the dubious George Hill videos I have made in my life, this one is probably the most dubious. He didn’t even score twenty! Granted, it’s the playoffs, so I don’t exactly have a lot of options here if I want to make a highlight video, but nobody cares about George Hill when he…
Read MoreNorman Powell 13 Points Full Highlights (5/1/2016)
Well, the Raptors managed to squeak out the series victory, but it was on the back of the Chuck Bros shooting a combined 15-of-46 from the field in this game, not exactly a recipe for success against a tougher opponent. Meanwhile, Norman “Normie” Powell shot a very efficient 5-of-6 in his limited time off the…
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