Dirk Nowitzki stealthily made his way to the furthest corner of the American Airlines Center. Here, there was a forbidden door; he opened it and proceeded down the stairs that were revealed to him: the stairs that led to the remnants of the old Spanish mission upon which the arena had been built. Dirk wandered…
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Devin Booker All 101 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation)
“You know what?” Eric Bledsoe asked as he sat on the couch of his Suns teammate Brandon Knight. “What?” responded Brandon. “I’m getting really tired of Devin,” Eric said, referring to their shared teammate, Devin Booker. “Who does he think he is, coming in and taking minutes like that? Those are your minutes man. You…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis All 373 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part III)
“You sure this works?” Kristaps asked the bulky, hoodie-wearing man standing with him in the alley behind Kristaps’ apartment. “Of course it works,” replied the man. “But we don’t need to be hiding back here, it’s not like this stuff’s illegal or anything.” “I don’t wants anybody knowing,” Kristaps said, examining the contents of the…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis All 373 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part II)
“Do you really need that whole duffel bag of stuff?” Carmelo asked as Kristaps emerged from his apartment. “We’re just lifting weights. Not going to sleepaway camp.” “I prepared for anything,” Kristaps answered nervously, dragging his bag to the waiting car. “Do you minding if I put on favorite jams on drive there? I need…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis All 373 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part I)
Kristaps Porzingis was just settling into his executive-style faux-leather chair for an extended gaming session when his doorbell rang. He strongly considered just ignoring the doorbell entirely, but there was a chance that it was a teammate who had dropped by unexpectedly. And if it wasn’t that, there was a good chance it was one…
Read MoreAnthony Davis All 148 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
If you’ve been paying attention to my video descriptions, I’ve been saying for the past two years that the New Orleans Pelicans were darkhorse candidates for making the Western Conference Finals. Unlike most things I write in my video descriptions, which are jokes, this was not a joke. I truly thought that the Pelicans’ roster…
Read MoreTyson Chandler All 103 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Tyson Chandler fell to his knees in the middle of the Arizona desert, overwhelmed with grief. He picked up two handfuls of sand and let the fine granules slip through his fingers. The sand was just like Tyson’s own athleticism: fleeting, no matter how tight of a grip one tried to keep on it. Soon…
Read MoreKenneth Faried All 96 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“Yo Kenneth. We’re supposed to be having fun here, but you’re just sitting there looking at your phone while all the ladies in the club walk right by you,” Mike Miller scolded through a mouthful of food. “Wait. You still thinking about that old teammate of yours?” “He’s not just an ‘old teammate’,” Kenneth Faried…
Read MoreLeBron James All 111 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“You will make a season dunk compilation for LeBron James,” Adam Silver says, revealing the reason that he has invited me to his office. Even though I am unnerved by Adam’s stern expression, I am defiant. “No. It is beyond the scope of my channel. Do you not have the resources to make the video…
Read MoreKevin Durant All 106 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Kevin Durant was not happy with how his season had ended. Squandering a 3-1 series lead against the Warriors had left a foul taste in his mouth. He hoped that, in visiting the man responsible for the Thunder’s loss, he could move on from it. In the form he had just taken, the universal axioms…
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