You are now manually thinking about the fact that Coty Clarke scored points in the NBA but you never saw them happen.
It’s driving you nuts, isn’t it? You can search the Youbutts all you want, feverishly entering any search term that could possibly bring up the desired results as your mental soundness erodes, but you will never find video of those shots he made for the Celtics. Same with Rakeem Christmas. And Sasha Kaun. And Branden Dawson the domestic abuser. They made their respective NBA debuts to no fanfare, not remembered enough in the first place to even have the dignity of being forgotten.
With my newest innovative highlights creation, which I have dubbed a “rookieilation”, you can calm your distraught mind by reliving the seminal first shots that every rookie made. From consensus ROTY and future GOAT of all time Karl-Anthony Towns to consensus scrubmaster and GOAT of all scrubs Duje Dukan, their first NBA field goals are immortalized in this video. DTB has once again taken his wrecking ball of revolution and aimed it straight at the ruling highlights hegemony.
Even as we celebrate my fantastic new highlights concept, we must mourn those who made their NBA debuts this season, yet failed to make a field goal in any of their appearances. Sam Dekker and J.J. O’Brien, we salute you. Your respective sacrifices will never be forgotten.
Actually they will. Especially J.J. O’Brien.