I have to apologize to all my subscribers. Specifically to my European subscribers who are all bros even though they never stop arguing about nationalistic topics in my comments sections. Even more specifically to my Latvian bros who have supported me from day one. I apologize to all of you. I should have made Davis…
Read MoreDay: November 24, 2016
Cory Joseph 17 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
Given how unnecessarily excited the Raptors commentators were getting for Cory Joseph’s middling offensive performance, I figured that Joseph had been underperforming for the first bit of the season and that the commentators were just happy to see any signs of life out of him. So I checked it out. I honestly don’t know what…
Read MoreDarren Collison 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
The Kings have, perhaps unwisely, assembled a team full of players who have known character issues. It seems like they do this every season, but this season in particular probably has the most potential for locker-room brawls or other fun happenings. Let’s break it down: -Darren Collison: Beat up his wife. Domestic abuse is a…
Read MoreTrevor Booker 18 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
It seems like being on a crummy team like the Nets has had an effect on Trevor Booker. No longer content to be the guy who only takes smart shots that he can make, he is happily advancing the ball up the court himself and performing a wide variety of janky moves to get the…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 19 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
The only thing lamer than layups is free throws. Free throws are the least interesting part of any highlight video; they are boring to the point where a player with too many made free throws is automatically disqualified from my highlight services no matter how many points he scores. “Too many” free throws is a…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 24 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
I feel like Pacers analyst Quinn Buckner might be losing it. He’s always been somewhat of a spastic, blustery commentator, randomly changing tack halfway through a thought, usually to insist that one or the other coach needs to take a timeout ASAP. However, he’s worringly begun to call players by the wrong name, or combine…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 20 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
What has to be the most annoying thing in the world is for your dreadlocks to pop out of their container while you’re trying to ball. Then you have to run around and try to focus on the ball and your man while hair strings are flying around your face getting in your way. THEN…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 19 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
MASON PLUMLEE JUMPSHOT ALERT! MASON PLUMLEE JUMPSHOT ALERT! MASON PLUMLEE MADE A JUMPSHOT! ALERT ALERT ALERT Concurrent with the Jumpshot Alert is a MASON PLUMLEE NO DUNKS ALERT effective right now. MASON PLUMLEE NO DUNKS ALERT! MASON PLUMLEE NO DUNKS ALERT! MASON PLUMLEE DOES NOT DUNK IN THIS VIDEO! ALERT ALERT ALERT You will have…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 23 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
Sean “$ean$wag” Kilpatrick had a string of bad games before this one, shooting poorly enough from the field where I felt like I might have to modify his nickname to more accurately reflect his true nature as a basketball player. The first change would have been to drop the “$wag” from his name since he…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 22 Points/2 Flops Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
Ersan Ilyasova is one of the best charger-takers in the league. At least, he was with the Bucks. I’ve kind of lost track since then. But however good he was at setting his feet and letting people slam into him, he never crossed the fine line between that and flopping. You can argue that taking…
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