Such Effortless Threes He Chucks, Utilizing Reflexes Readily No words start with Y, sorry about that, I didn’t realize going into the description or I would have come up with something else.
Read MoreMonth: November 2016
Gorgui Dieng 20 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
Here’s something to chew on: Gorgui Dieng made only 4 fewer buckets than Bradley Beal, but Beal was awarded 42 points for his efforts while Dieng only received 20. There is some serious injustice at play. I mean, I just watched the two highlight videos of those two performances, and they seemed about the same…
Read MoreSam Dekker 12 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
I can’t tell if the Rockets are actually good or if it’s just an apparition caused by the blinding glow of James Harden. It’s important for me to be able to tell, so that I can adjust my expectations for Sam Dekker accordingly. I wanted them to be really bad. Really, really, bad so I…
Read MoreBradley Beal Career High 42 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
“I can’t believe I let you talk me into this, Marcin” Bradley Beal said sullenly as the bright lights of arcade games flashed all around him. Marcin Gortat, who had been busy gazing around at all the excitement, turned to his teammate with wide eyes. “What you mean ‘talk into this’? You wanted come here…
Read MoreDevin Booker 30 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
Did any of the pre-draft scouting thingies have Devin Booker becoming what he is right now, that being a total chucker? Most people had him pegged as a spot-up shooter, at least early in his career. But we already saw it last year as soon as the Chuck Bros (Eric Bledsoe and Brandon Knight) went…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky 23 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
I don’t know how Zach Randolph is going to be able to look at himself in the mirror tonight. A guy with a reputation as being one of the toughest players in the league, getting toasted on both ends by a (supposedly) softie finesse player? Embarrassing. In the old days, he would have just punched…
Read MoreJoel Embiid 22 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
Joel Embiid noticed his teammate Jahlil Okafor looking intently at something on his phone. He walked over and leaned over his fellow big-man’s shoulder. “Whatchu staring so hard at? You find those Melania Trump nudes? I was all over those two weeks ago.” Jahlil looked startled and moved to put his phone away. “Nothing. Not…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 23 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2016)
I won’t even try to comment on the way that the Raptors-Kings game ended last night. Apparently it was contentious and controversial. Math involving the shot clock and the game clock was involved. Balls were tipped. Toronto fans think the league is rigged against them because of the leaf on their flag. Players are tweeting…
Read MoreMeyers Leonard 14 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2016)
Normally I would be hesitant to make a video of Meyers Leonard scoring just fourteen points. That’s not very many for a guy with a reasonable amount of offensive skill, a guy whose totals are usually limited by the minutes he plays more than anything else. But I had to make this video because I…
Read MoreKyle Korver 17 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2016)
I wonder what kind of hippie magic Kyle Korver did to his body in the last offseason. Previous offseasons of his have featured weird hippie activities such as deep-sea diving and eating vegetables, so I can only imagine the depraved acts that he perpetrated upon his body to prepare for this season. He might have…
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