I pretty much only make Kentavious Caldwell-Pope videos to keep Pistons fans from thinking I hate their team. It’s definitely not for my enjoyment and it’s definitely not for the enjoyment of the wider internet population. It’s just for Pistons fans and that’s it. In fact, I don’t think it’s even for Pistons fans because…
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Jared Dudley 17 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)
Longtime readers of my descriptions may remember that, three years ago, I was putting together a pitch for a new television show I was working on called “Jared Dudley’s Cornrows A-No-No.” The premise was simple: as a former owner of ugly-ass cornrows, Jared Dudley would find similarly afflicted people and give them hair makeovers so…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 21 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/30/2016)
Tim Hardaway Jr. had a pretty good individual game, but that doesn’t matter right now, because the Hawks have now lost seven of their last eight. Whatever their problems might be, we can realistically put most of the blame on Hardaway Jr.’s shoulders because he is a convenient scapegoat for wider problems that the team…
Read MoreIsh Smith 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/30/2016)
In this game and probably every game he plays, Ish Smith sorta looked like a budget version of Chris Paul. A dollar store version, if you will. He does many of the same things: he passes, he shoots midrange jumpers off the pick and roll, he is short, and you know he’s gotta go fast…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 22 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)
I don’t even know why I keep making Kent Bazemore highlights when it’s been conclusively concluded that nobody watches the damn things. Actually, I do know the reason: it’s because I secretly hate myself and have a twisted desire to see my highlight videos fail. When I see that view count stuck in the low…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 17 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)
“Hey Nik, I need some advice. Bad.” Nikola Jokic looked down at his shorter teammate, Gary Harris. “Of course, Gary. I will happy to give advices to you.” “You and Jusuf are always hanging around with chicks all the time, but I just can’t figure out how you guys do it. It’s like I try…
Read MoreMaurice Harkless 23 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)
I didn’t even realize it was happening, but Moe Harkless has turned himself into somewhat of a scorer, and is the third-leading points-getter on the Blazers. You can’t yet call him a “go-to scorer”, and you probably can’t even call him a “scorer” since he’s only getting thirteen points per game, but you could call…
Read MoreTroy Daniels 19 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)
One of the more unheralded storylines of the year: Troy Daniels has been completely, utterly, totally, one-hundred-percent broken beyond belief. Before this game, 3 of 21 from three and 1 of 7 from not-three. The Grizzlies signed him for only about 3 million per, a pittance compared to the crazy contracts being handed out this…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 22 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)
Wayne “Beef W” Ellington has been dead for a long time. A long, long time. He was dead while he was on the Nets, and then he went to the Heat where he continued being dead for all of training camp, preseason, and a bunch of the regular season. Now he’s alive again! I don’t…
Read MorePatty Mills 23 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)
Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. I…
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