Can we go back to the Mason Plumlee of his rookie year where all he did was catch lobs? More importantly, why don’t the selfish guards in Portland want to throw him lobs? It’s cool that he wants to shoot jumpers and stuff, but really, he should be using his superior athleticism to beast on…
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Danilo Gallinari 27 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)
The “start Wilson Chandler and Danilo Gallinari together and see what happens” experiment is returning promising results. The game prior to this, a twenty-point loss to the lowly Mavericks, saw Darrell Arthur get the start. That worked out rather poorly so a new lineup was attempted against the Trailblazers, and, guess what, the Nuggets dropped…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 17 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/15/2016)
Here’s a dunk-by-dunk breakdown analyzing each of JaVale McGee’s dunks, attempting to answer the vital question: would Zaza Pachulia have been able to dunk the ball in any of these situations? 0:04: There was not much defense on this dunk, so it’s possible that Pachulia would have dunked this if the ball hit his hands…
Read MoreRon Baker 13 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)
You thought Marcelo Huertas looked like a hobbit? This Ron Baker guy has him beat in all aspects of hobbit-ness other than height. Wavy longish hair? Check. Stocky? Check. Bright eyes? Check. Hairy feet? Probably check. You could tell me that Baker was actually the actor for Merry Brandybuck in the Lord of the Rings…
Read MoreJrue Holiday 16 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (12/15/2016)
I’m getting tired of doing all these videos with all these assists in them. Only rarely are more than 2 or 3 of the assists worthy of being highlighted. The rest are just “pass the ball to a guy who shoots a jumper” or “pass the ball to a guy who dribbles a few times,…
Read MoreGary Harris 18 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)
Gary Harris has been injured for a large part of the beginning of the season and, I admit, I haven’t been as #hypedforgaryharris as I should. It’s hard to get hyped for a player who hardly even plays, you know? That’s no excuse, though. As creator of the #hypedforgaryharris hashtag, I should be hyped for…
Read MoreMyles Turner 26 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)
I’m tired of these players with their little hair doodles cluttering up my channel. First it was Kelly Oubre, then Buddy Hield, now Myles Turner. Three hair-doodled players in a row. Totally unacceptable. There are other hairstyles, you know. Imagine how amazing Myles Turner would look (and play) if he had a huge Artis Gilmore-esque…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 21 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)
I’ve not yet given up hope that Buddy Hield can win the RWWADTYOTY award this year. For those ignorant of awards and their associated acronyms, that one stands for “Rookie who was actually drafted this year of the year”. I figure that since Joel Embiid is going to win the lame old ROY award, which…
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