Alexis Ajinca 16 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

Let’s play a fun game: name the centers in the NBA who definitely have more skill offensively than Alexis Ajinca. -Anthony Davis -Karl-Anthony Towns -Enes Kanter -Maybe Pau Gasol -Jahlil Okafor -Brook Lopez -Joel Embiid (not really but if I didn’t put him here everybody would get all mad) That’s it. You think I’m being…

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Manu Ginobili 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

I get out of my car and approach Manu Ginobili’s house. I have arranged to meet him for an interview to discuss how the Spurs are faring without Tim Duncan. I am hopeful that his insight as a teammate of Tim’s for more than a decade will provide plenty of material for future video descriptions….

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Joe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

Last time Joe Harris scored 19, I compared him to a bigger Jimmer Fredette. That was stupid of me, though, in my defense, my thought patterns had been drastically altered by the overclocked microwave in my kitchen. That baby can heat Hot Pockets in 10 seconds, but it also emits a LOT of radiation. My…

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Ersan Ilyasova 22 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

I’ve really been impressed with how Ersan Ilyasova has played for the 76ers. After his not-so-good stint with the Magic, I kind of thought he was done. Maybe not totally done, but done enough that he would never again get major minutes for a team. His prospects for playing improved when he got traded to…

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Dorian Finney-Smith 17 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

Another game, another career high for Dorian Finney-Smith. That’s the seventh time he has done that so far this season, eighth if you count his debut where he set in a new high with no points. Is 0 greater than NULL? Depends on your programming language, probably. I don’t think Finney-Smith’s trend of constant career-highs…

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Rudy Gobert 21 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

With this 9-of-9* performance, Rudy Gobert pushes himself ever closer to the elusive mark of 70 percent field goal percentage for the season. He’s already best in the league in that stat because of DeAndre Jordan mysterious regression, but no one will remember a guy who shot 69 (lol) percent. They will remember 70. Forever….

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Bradley Beal 41 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

Bradley Beal just scored 41 points against the (supposedly-elite) Clippers, one short of his career high. Sounds great, huh? Can’t wait to watch the highlights? Before you dive headfirst into the Beal-themed world of magic and wonderment that I have created with this video, we need to correct your expectations. Basically, Beal didn’t REALLY score…

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Joel Embiid Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

Check out Nerlens Noel at 1:32 of this video, right after Joel Embiid gets rejected by the rim on a wide open attempt. Laughing good-naturedly after Embiid’s “shush” gesture in a show of support for his temporarily embarrassed teammate, right? WRONG! That’s what Noel wants people to think. He wants people to think that, despite…

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