Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now.
I hope that worked. Australians haven’t been caring as much about The Patty Melt after Matthew Dellavedova came into the league. And, now, they don’t even really care about that dude either. Dante Exum? Ben Simmons? Are those the players the nationalistic fervor of Australians is now beamed directly onto? I don’t know. I don’t get to do highlights of those dudes (one sucks, the other is dead, I’ll leave it up to you to figure out which is which). Here’s an idea: maybe the Antipodeans are all too busy adoring Steve Blake in the NBL?
Yeah. That must be it. They’re too busy watching Steve Blake NBL highlights to care much about the NBA anymore.