Ersan Ilyasova: best player on the 76ers? Let’s do a quick rundown:
Jerryd Bayless: worse than Ersan Ilyasova
Robert Covington: worse than Ersan Ilyasova
Joel Embiid: worse than Ersan Ilyasova
Gerald Henderson: worse than Ersan Ilyasova
Richaun Holmes: worse than Ersan Ilyasova
Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot: worse than Ersan Ilyasova
TJ McConnell: worse than Ersan Ilyasova
Nerlens Noel: injured, so he doesn’t count
Jahlil Okafor: worse than Ersan Ilyasova
Sergio Rodriguez: worse than Ersan Ilyasova
Dario Saric: worse than Ersan Ilyasova
Ben Simmons: n/a
Nik Stauskas: worse than Ersan Ilyasova
Hollis Thompson: worse than Ersan Ilyasova
Wow, that’s a whole lot of players who are worse than Ersan Ilyasova! In fact, it’s the entire roster of the 76ers! In conclusion, we can conclude that we have conclusively proven that Ersan Ilyasova is the best players on the Philadelphia 76ers. Trust the process.