I’m going to try and write this description without any bitterness over the Bucks blowing a 20-point lead at home to a team that sucks now. Okay? I’m not angry, I’m not bitter, I’m a totally rational human being whose self-worth is in no way tied to the performance of a bunch of millionaires I’ve never met. Why would I be mad? There is no reason to be mad.
DAMMIT.
GOD DAMMIT.
Dënniß ßchrööder shredded (ßchrööded) the Bucks tonight, carrying his team to victory while Giannis was busy fouling and chucking horrible threes in the fourth quarter. ßchrööder hasn’t been quite as good as expected this year, but he was more than good enough in this one, hitting a bunch of threes and driving past Matthew Dellavedova at will. Forget about him being the next Rajon Rondo. Rondo passed the rock as his first, second, and third options. ßchrööder is more of a scorer. I’m going to compare him to Kyle Lowry. Yeah, I went there. Deal with it.
Fun fact: did you know that when you search “how to tie a noose” on Google, it gives you the phone number for the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline? Silly Google. I need this noose for scientific purposes.