Marreese Speights deserves at least as much credit as, if not more than, Chris Paul himself does for Paul’s 20-20 game last night. I mean, what else could be easier on a point guard’s life than having a near seven-foot dude with Charmin-soft hands who loves to pick and pop for easy buckets? Nothing is…
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Jarell Martin 13 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
OFFICIAL FATTEST PLAYERS ON THE GRIZZLIES POWER RANKINGS: 1. Jarell Martin 2. Zach Randolph 3. Marc Gasol 4. Chandler Parsons 5. Tony Allen 6. JaMychal Green 7. Toney “Baloney” Douglas [POWER GAP] 9001. Troy Daniels All clips property of the NBA. No copyright infringement is intended.
Read MoreDTB’s Official NBA Power Rankings (Week 6)
This week’s biggest busts: Lakers -5, Celtics -4, Timberwolves -4 This week’s biggest successes: Wizards +7, Pacers +4, Nuggets +2, Knicks +2, Hornets +2 1. Golden State Warriors (20-4, 3-1 this week) (last week: #1 [2-1] +0) With Klay Thompson scoring sixty points in three quarters, we can now officially put to rest the debate…
Read MoreTim Frazier 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
Tim “Timmy G. Fuckets” Frazier did his best Chris Paul impression last night, going for an impressive twenty points and eleven assists. Unfortunately, Chris Paul decided to simultaneously have his best game of the season, an even twenty and twenty which made Frazier’s efforts look worse in comparison. And, you know, it has to be…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
Thaddeus Young just set a career high for three pointers made in a game. That’s cool. Good for him. The interesting thing is, looking at his game log, every game where he made either four or five threes, his team lost. Most of those games came during a stretch where The Mad Thadder was the…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 18 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
“Dear Diary, Today I scored eighteen points and did really well. Everybody on the team was telling me how I did a good job. Daddy said that if I hadn’t played so good then we wouldn’t have won the game. But that jerk Chris had twenty points and twenty assists. After the game Daddy was…
Read MoreCheick Diallo 19 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
My confusion with this occurrence can only be properly expressed with an excess of question marks: ?????. ???????. ??? ????? ?????. So in his third game donning the Pelicans’ navy, red, and gold, and his first not playing garbage time, Cheick “Discount Diallo Cheick” Diallo stepped in for the injured Anthony Davis and just casually…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 17 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
Someone once told me that Bismack Biyombo was a good defender. And this wasn’t just any old bloke. This was someone who I respected, greatly, telling me this. A certain NBA writer… not going to name names or anything, but they have just been exposed as wrong, wrong, WRONG. Because Jusuf Nurkic abused Biyombo all…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 22 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
I have to admit, whoever came up with the nickname “Serge Protector” for Serge Ibaka is a much cleverer man than I. It’s perfect. It’s the perfect nickname. I bow before thee and thy superior moniker-creation skills. However, whoever came up with the idea to play a car crash sound effect after Ibaka blocks a…
Read MoreWesley Matthews 26 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
How many times is Wesley Matthews going to score 26 points? I feel like 10% of my total vids this year have been him scoring that many points, and I’m getting sick of it. 30 isn’t that much more than 26, but I bet tons of people would watch highlights of such a performance if…
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