Tim “Timmy G. Fuckets” Frazier did his best Chris Paul impression last night, going for an impressive twenty points and eleven assists. Unfortunately, Chris Paul decided to simultaneously have his best game of the season, an even twenty and twenty which made Frazier’s efforts look worse in comparison. And, you know, it has to be said: did Frazier’s lack of size enable CP3 to go off the way he did? I’m just speculating here. Midget point guards are never good defenders even if they expend effort on that side of the ball, and I’m not sure that Frazier even does that. I wouldn’t know. Do I look like DownToDefense to you?
It’s too bad that Jrue Holiday is apparently better equipped to lead this team to wins, because it’s always a blast to watch Timmy Fuckets do his thing. Holiday must have some chemistry with the rest of the team that Frazier doesn’t, because like Ish Smith before him, Frazier can put up all the stats he wants in the “backup PG thrust into the starting job” role and it almost never leads to victories for his team.
But if you put a piece of paper over the part of the screen that shows the score, and mute the commentary every time it sounds like they’re going to say what the score is, you can watch this video and pretend that Frazier is a top ten point guard in the league. Try it! It totally works!