I’m sitting here making highlights of this person, this “Dorian Finney-Smith”, and I don’t even know where Dirk Nowitzki is. Where is Dirk? I want Dirk. I don’t want a thing called Dorian Finney-Smith. Is he even a real person? I don’t know. I don’t care. Dirk is what’s real to me.
What did they do to Dirk? Did they replace Dirk with Dorian? He’s not what I want. He’s not who anyone wants. People want Dirk. I want Dirk. Where is Dirk?