Before you look at the title of this video, and before you finish with the rest of this description, watch these highlights and after you’re done, tell me how many points you think Nikola Jokic ended up with.
If you’re one of those people who doesn’t follow the circumscribed highlight-watching order of:
1. Click on thumbnail without even looking to see what the video contains
2. Read description
3. Watch video
4. Look at video title
5. Comment “When you nut but she still suckin'”
,then try to forget what you saw in the title. Just close your eyes and wipe that memory for your brain. Then continue watching and state the amount of points you think you saw.
I’ll go make some Hot Pockets while you watch the vid. Back in a couple minutes.
Done yet? So, how many points did Jokic score this game? 13? 15? Maybe 17 but you lost track of how many free throws he made? Wrong! He scored 27, tying a career high! I know, it seems like way too many points, but watch it again with a calculator in hand, and you’ll find that it’s the truth! Jock-Itch tallied 27 points only scoring layups (he can’t dunk) and free throws, with one measly jumper thrown in to taunt those who expected more exciting highlights.
It’s almost as though he’s making fun of you.