I feel nothing but sadness for Terrence Ross’ missed windmill dunk. I’m sure there are many Bucks fans who feel a slight (or great) sense of satisfaction for his mishap, but I am not among them. No, I only mourn the loss of a likely candidate to be the top dunk in my upcoming “DTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (December 2016 Dunkilation)” video. I desire to provide only the greatest dunk compilations; any unnecessary loss in quality can only be described as a tragedy.
Instead of being spotlit by NBA media providers everywhere, Terrence’s dunk will now only be shown in a mocking manner. Shaqtin’ a fool will air the clip many times in the upcoming days, weeks, months. The tragedy grows ever greater, for Ross the Boss had an excellent game otherwise, a game that will be forgotten but for one unfortunate incident.