This is just way too much Elfrid Payton highlights. I defy any one of you to watch this whole honkin’ vid in one sitting. It cannot be done. I edited in one sitting, sure. But that’s a whole different matter. I can zone out really easily while editing one of these suckers, I’m like a robot when it comes to this stuff. Watching, though, requires constant attention and vigilance. I tried to watch this thing and I had to stop 30 seconds because there was too much Elfrid Payton.
I will not be held liable if you die while trying to consume this entire video in one go. Okay? Tell your folks not to sue me on your behalf.
If he ONLY got a career-high in points while getting 1 or 2 dimes or ONLY got a career-high in assists while not scoring except for one garbage layup, then we’d be okay here. A vid depicting those things would be watchable. It would be hard, and only a seasoned highlight-watching veteran could manage it, but it would be possible. This is impossible.
I take back what I said about daring you to watch this whole highlight package. Don’t even try. Think of all that you have to live for. Think of that rookie on your team who is going to be a certified beast in a few years. You don’t want to miss that, do you? Just close the browser window and forget about Elfrid Payton for now.