Ron Baker 13 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)

You thought Marcelo Huertas looked like a hobbit? This Ron Baker guy has him beat in all aspects of hobbit-ness other than height. Wavy longish hair? Check. Stocky? Check. Bright eyes? Check. Hairy feet? Probably check. You could tell me that Baker was actually the actor for Merry Brandybuck in the Lord of the Rings movies and I wouldn’t even question it. I’d be like, “I thought Ron Baker portrayed the friendship and loyalty of the hobbit race very convincingly.” I would literally say those words. Because Baker looks like a hobbit.

On a different subject, I totally thought the hobbit was trying to fight Durant when they went to that timeout. Maybe he WAS talking trash and Durant just didn’t care, but I can’t figure out what Baker might have been saying. Baker didn’t look angry but sometimes people talk trash by pretending to be friendly and the resultant fights are even more vicious. I shouldn’t be glorifying violence but you can bet your bottom dollar that a Baker-Durant fight would be the most hilarious thing to happen in the NBA in at least the past two days. Weirdly, I feel a little robbed that we didn’t get to see it. It really looked like Baker wanted to start something. Oh well.

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