Last time Joe Harris scored 19, I compared him to a bigger Jimmer Fredette. That was stupid of me, though, in my defense, my thought patterns had been drastically altered by the overclocked microwave in my kitchen. That baby can heat Hot Pockets in 10 seconds, but it also emits a LOT of radiation.
My thoughts are totally clear right now. No interference from any sort of waves or emissions or anything. So be confident that I mean what I say: Joe Harris is like a Dollar Store version of Klay Thompson.
Now that’s more like it! It’s the perfect comparison. Harris has a nice, textbook shooting motion, similar to Thompson’s. They’re both white, because of course you can only compare white players to other white players. If Harris was on the Warriors, I bet he could score at least 17 points a game. Yeah. I went there. So maybe the Dollar Store part of the comparison isn’t that accurate. How many points would Thompson score on the Nets? The defense rests, your honor.