Has anyone else noticed that, from certain angles, Dënniß ßchrööder looks like a sexy Nubian princess? I know how this sounds. Make fun of me all you want, but I am being totally serious when I say that ßchrööder, when the lighting is right, resembles chocolate-skinned royalty from southern Egypt. I think it’s the eyes. Remember, I’ve sworn off women forever, so I can be totally free of bias when analyzing the facial qualities of somebody.
I almost photoshopped a big afro and some golden jewelry onto the thumbnail to illustrate my point. Had I done so, you definitely wouldn’t be questioning my sexual orientation. You would, instead, be nodding your head and saying “Oh, I can totally see what you mean, you are right once again Dee Tee Bee”.
Whatever the case, this Nubian goddess kind of torched the Thunder’s lack of interior defense. Over and over again. Repeatedly. Ad Nauseam. He hit a few jumpers also, but the most impressive parts of this video are where he slithers by Westbrook or whoever and converts a tough…
Okay, I’m sorry I brought up the whole “he looks like a chick” thing. Just forget I said anything about it, jeez.