What if I told there was a 20-year-old second-year player who was averaging 15 points a game with excellent shooting numbers to go along with elite shotblocking skills. Not only that, but this player added a three-point shot over the offseason. You would certainly be hyped for such a player, were they to exist. You wouldn’t have a choice. Your body wouldn’t let you feel anything but hype upon hearing that information.
That player is Myles Turner. You should have figured out that by now, because this is a Myles Turner video. Otherwise, I feel sorry for your caretakers.
Where’s the hype? I’m detecting critically low levels of hype in sector MT-33. Is the lack of hype to due to him being on the Pacers? That’s basically the only reason I can think of, because if he was on the Knicks we’d have a never-ending stream of fawning articles about him and NBA-uploaded highlight vids depicting him.
Well, I’M hyped. Just me and his dad, sitting here alone on this hype train. That’s cool. Just don’t expect us to let you on when Turner is averaging 25 points for the Finals-bound Pacers.