We want Bru-no. Clap clap clapclapclap. We want Bru-no. Clap clap clapclapclap. We want Bru-no. Clap clap clapclapclap.
BRU-NO! *pause* BRU-NO! *pause* BRU-NO!
I agree with the Raptors fans in attendance tonight. More Bruno Caboclo! Norman Powell is actually a good player, which is lame and not fun to watch at all. I want a guy who realistically shouldn’t even be sniffing an NBA court to run around like a chicken with its head cut off for a few minutes while I cheer him on sarcastically! That’s what I want more than anything!
Do not try to appease me with Powell dunks. I have seen those before. He only has one dunk: the jump-really-high-and-lean-horizontal-a-little-bit. Who knows what dunks Bruno has in his arsenal? No one knows! That’s because he doesn’t play, and I want him to play because I am a horrible human being who wants to make fun of how bad he is!
Okay?