So, I was looking up where Alex Abrines was born, because I was secretly hoping to make this description about the Basque separatist movement. So I found out that he’s not from that area of Spain, which was too bad, and he’s also not from that other part of Spain that also wants to be its own country. Turns out, he’s from Majorca, which makes super friggin’ jealous because he basically got to grow up on a Mediterranean island paradise and I’m looking outside my window and there’s like a god-damn foot of snow on the ground and my warm socks aren’t even helping that much.
DAMMIT.
I was given but one life to live and I don’t even get to spend it on an island with a bunch of beaches populated by sexy bikini-clad females. Whenever I see a female these days, they’re covered in like 20 layers of clothing that makes them look like an Eskimo. Not like I care about women these days. As I said before, DownToBuck has sworn off women. Forever.
But I still like to see at least the OUTLINE of their heinies, you know?