Given that Spencer Dinwiddie (tall) was matched up against Kay Felder (short) for the entire fourth quarter of a blowout Cavs win, I expect more points than this. Dinwiddie is like a solid 6’6″. That’s halfway to seven feet. Meanwhile, Felder is halfway to being a dwarf from Lord of the Rings, except with a smaller beard and lesser weaponry. This was the perfect time for Dinwiddie to SHOW OUT, but he only scored nine points in the final quarter, and, as far as I’m aware, nine points does not qualify as SHOWING OUT. Twenty points would be SHOWING OUT, but not a measly nine.
I’m still not convinced that Din-Dins has a place in this league, since he doesn’t seem to do anything with his possession other than dribble around, but this video will go a long way towards convincing other people who aren’t me that Din-Dins would be a good fit on their team. I don’t know if I’m doing everybody a disservice by making this video or whether my work is a valued contribution to society.