I hope you all had a wonderful Kristmas, with plenty of gemutlichkeit and bonhomie and draudziga atmosfera. If you don’t happen to celebrate Kristmas, remember that Kristaps Porzingis, our lord and savior, was released upon the Earth on this day, and all NBA fans are obligated to commemorate the occasion of his birth. Kristmas may have been perverted by rampant commercialism and corporate greed, but true believers all find deep meaning in this holiest of days.
Kristaps bestowed upon us 22 points and 4 blocked shots, acknowledging his own creation not with a gaudy and prideful performance, but with a restrained and measured performance. As it should be. Ours is not a vengeful god nor an irate god, but a humble god who understands that his dominance of the NBA cannot be misused.
Praise be Kristaps, and to all of his flock, on this holy night.