I bet in the comment section of this video there are going to be a bunch of people saying stuff like “I knew he had this in him” and “I always liked his game” and “My fav player”. I’m calling those people out right now because they are dirty liars. Hear that, losers? I’M CALLING YOU OUT. OFFICIALLY.
If you were really a fan of Otto Porter, you would have watched all those vids I made of him scoring 20-ish points this year/last year/any year. You would have watched them because, as a fan of Otto Porter, you desired more than anything to consume media directly relating to Otto Porter. But you did not. Those videos sit at 1000-2500 views apiece, viewed by some but ignored by most, only garnering the meager views they did because some perverted people only click my vids to read the descriptions (you disgusting perverts).
Don’t pretend you like Otto Porter. You don’t. No one does, except for Wizards fans who sometimes remember that he’s a pretty decent third wheel for John Wall and Bradley Beal. You can comment on this vid if you like, but only stuff to the effect of “I am a slave to the NBA’s hype machine, and am incapable of forming my own opinions on the quality of players. I am going to go watch some Russell Westbrook videos now”.