Starting right now, I will not project any aspects of Stephen Curry onto Seth Curry. Starting now. No more taking attributes from Steph and trying to assign them to Seth. Okay? They are two separate players, and you know what I’m not even going to acknowledge that they’re related anymore. Totally done. Seth is now just a random D-Leaguer-turned-decent-pro. Just a guy.
Damn, now that I’ve said that, this description is getting pretty hard to write. What do I say about him? He’s going bald, it’s not like Kevin Durant yet but it’s getting there. Okay. Used up that tidbit, and…
His assists kinda sucked this game? That game he had in Sacramento where he was hella diming everybody is like 10 times better than this. I could’ve made those passes to Dirk, I bet. Also, floaters are really lame, and Seth shot a bunch of them this game. That tells me all I need to know, because I know what kind of players shoot floaters. Here’s a hint: it’s not the good kind.