If Dënniß ßchrööder keeps doing what he has been doing the past few weeks, he’s going to find himself banished from my channel. I’d hate to do it, because I’ve been highlighting The Schredder since the beginning, but there comes a point in every young player’s career when he has to spread his wings and fly straight over to DawkIns’ channel. Unless that young player is, you know, any one of the hundreds that has never ascended to the level of exclusion from my channel.
ßchrööder is pretty much the first banana in Atlanta right now, which almost disqualifies him right there. Paul Millsap is definitely the better player, but ßchrööder gets to have the ball in his hands a ton of the time, and can call his own number whenever he feels like. Don’t even mention Dwight Howard. That dude only gets to touch the ball when ßchrööder says he gets to touch it.