Quick quiz: how paid is JaMychal Green gonna get this offseason? a.) hella paid b.) moderately paid c.) minimally paid d.) depends on how paid you get when you go to Europe e.) not paid f.) Jennifer left me I probably should have said this earlier, but I’m debuting a new quiz format starting with…
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Dwight Powell 14 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2016)
Dwight “Dwight Power” Powell: the next Tyson Chandler for the Mavs? Let’s take a look at the facts: -Both tall and lanky -Both look like they skipped leg day -Both can catch lobs as long as they have a point guard willing to throw lobs to them -Both have the letter “O” somewhere in their…
Read MoreTyler Ulis 10 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2016)
What’s this? Minutes for Tyler Ulis that aren’t in garbage time? That’s abnormal in itself, but wait, it gets weirder! The Suns feat. Ulis ended up beating the ECF-bound Raptors! I don’t know what to believe anymore. Are the Suns tanking now? Are they trying to win for no reason? Sometimes tanking moves backfire in…
Read MoreNerlens Noel 14 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2016)
I assume this newfound willingness of the 76ers coaching staff to give Nerlens Noel minutes is just the FO’s way of saying “hey other teams around the league just letting you know that this dude can still run and jump and stuff so if you want to give up a first round pick for him…
Read MoreDario Saric 14 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2016)
I am guilty of letting 76ers fans convince me that Dario Saric was going to be a beast the second he stepped on an NBA court. I admit it. Guilty as charged. I wanted to believe, and they wanted to believe, everyone wanted to believe, and people posted the highlight videos… How could anyone not…
Read MoreTroy Daniels 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/29/2016)
Troy Daniels just hit 6 threes in the last 4 minutes of the game against the Thunder. Not one, not two, not three, SIX triples in FOUR minutes of action. Luckily Donyell Marshall doesn’t hold the single-game three-point record anymore, or I’d be bemoaning the fact that Daniels didn’t get hot earlier and smash it….
Read MoreJosh Richardson 20 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2016)
Sorry about the late description. I got delayed watching Sim Bhullar dominate a bunch of midgets in some random Asian league. Can you blame me for getting distracted? I wanted the Bucks to draft that dude and I still think he could contribute at least in a minor way in the NBA. I have to…
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