Wayne “Beef W” Ellington has been dead for a long time. A long, long time. He was dead while he was on the Nets, and then he went to the Heat where he continued being dead for all of training camp, preseason, and a bunch of the regular season. Now he’s alive again! I don’t…
Read MoreMonth: December 2016
Patty Mills 23 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)
Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. I…
Read MoreAndrew Harrison 21 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)
I’m going to be honest with you: this is the first highlight video of Andrew Harrison that I’ve watched since his high-school stuff on BallIsLife. That was four years ago. Four years of no Andrew Harrison exposure except for small fragments of Grizzlies games this year. Are there even other highlight videos of him to…
Read MoreDennis Schröder Career High 31 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/30/2016)
Is anyone else getting Giannis Antetokounmpo vibes from Dënniß ßchrööder? I’m not talking full-sized vibes here. Mini vibes are what I am receiving from Dënniß ßchrööder. Miniature vibrations that resemble Giannis Antetokounmpo’s but aren’t the same girth. The girth of the vibes is different. I can’t be the only getting these vibes, the vibes of…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 29 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)
I’m having a hard time getting over how much of a beast Kristaps Porzingis is turning out to be. Every time I make highlights of him I come away super impressed. He just scores in every possible way. He does it all. Maybe he needs more dreamshakes. That’s it. That’s the only thing he can…
Read MoreMindaugas Kuzminskas 14 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/30/2016)
With tonight’s 14-point performance, Mindaugas Kuzminskas has officially reached the point in his career where he needs a really sweet nickname. Officially. Once you score 14 in a game, that’s when you get a rad moniker, that’s what it says right in the NBA rulebook. I’m paraphrasing a little bit, but I didn’t want to…
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