There are multiple C.J. Watson highlight videos on my channel that have failed to reach the “1,000 view” threshold, which is the official line between “this video is a good video” and “this video is a war crime and should never be seen by anybody ever”. MULTIPLE videos. This indicates one thing to me: that…
Read MoreMonth: January 2017
Nik Stauskas 16 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2017)
Nik “Sucksass” Stauskas proved my assertion that he is a poor man’s Wayne Ellington by recording a very bare statline last night: no rebounds, and just one assist, one steal, and one block, to go with four fouls and sixteen points. Unlike, say, a Robert Covington, who always fills up the stat sheet with a…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 20 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2017)
Marquese Chriss shows it all in this game. Dunks (of the windmill and non-windmill varieties), Euro-steps, midrange jumpers, threes, everything is present and accounted for other than footwork-heavy post moves. Given Chriss’ newly displayed offensive versatility, it is time for me to reveal the nickname that I have been crafting in secret for ere these…
Read MoreYogi Ferrell 19 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2017)
There are two ways to approach playing time during a 10-day contract in the NBA. You can play within yourself as much as possible, limiting mistakes and showing you can sacrifice individual success for the team. Or, you can call your own number whenever you get the ball, shooting ballsy shots and making the coaches…
Read MoreDario Saric 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2017)
Now this is what I’m talking about. These are some LEGIT Dario “Chef” Saric highlights. People kept talking about how good of a playmaker he was, now he’s finally showing it. Some of these passes are dope. One, in particular, is so dope that I showed it even though it didn’t lead to an assist…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 22 Points/6 Threes/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2017)
Prior to tonight’s games, there had been 114 instances of a player hitting six or more threes. All the expected names are there, and there aren’t any really unexpected names there barring Rashad Vaughn. Depending on your opinion of Vaughn (which really shouldn’t be very high, unless you’re me, dammit Kidd give him more minutes),…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 17 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2017)
Two good games in a row for Willie Cauley-Stein? I didn’t hear very many people calling him a bust (yet), but there were probably a few out there who have now been totally proven wrong in their judgment of WCS. Would a bust score 13 and 17 in consecutive games on a combined 14 of…
Read MoreNik Stauskas 15 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2017)
Nik “Sucksass” Stauskas looked like a vastly improved player through the first month of the season. He was shooting 50% from the field, 45% from three, and it seemed like he might actually live up to the potential that caused the Kings (LoL) to draft him eighth overall (double LoL with extra lmao) back in…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 25 Points/3 Threes/5 Assists/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/29/2017)
Nikola Vucevic hasn’t gone nearly as far down the path of three-point shooting as, say, Brook Lopez or Marc Gasol, but he has proven that he is willing to shoot them if the defense gives him that shot. His career-high three triples (on just four attempts) proves that point. It makes sense for these midrange…
Read MoreRobert Covington 21 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/29/2017)
Robert Covington achieved something last night. It wasn’t quite a five by five, but it was close. It was…the fabled “scrub by five”! He had 21 points, 12 rebounds, and three each of assists, steals, and blocks. So, not only did he meet the official threshold of a scrub by five (getting at least two…
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