Quick Quiz: How EXPOSED were the “world champion” (LOL[lots of laughs]) Cavaliers last night? a.) Not exposed b.) Mildly exposed c.) Exposed d.) Very exposed Question 2: How thoroughly did Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe turn Kyle “Athletic Decline” Korver into his personal bitchboy and buttslave for life? a.) Not thoroughly because Korver is not a…
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Jae Crowder 20 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2017)
An enterprising soul should start an YouTube channel called “NBA Fight Zone” or “Heaviest NBA Slamdowns” or something, and show nothing but all the “fights” that occur in the NBA. The NBA used to be really stingy about allowing vids of famous altercations to be disseminated (I’m still recovering from that virus I got trying…
Read MoreShabazz Muhammad 20 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2017)
The best part about watching the Timberwolves isn’t KAT’s emergence into a stud, or Wiggins’ emergence into a stud, or Lavine’s emergence into a stud, or Dunn’s emergence into a… something. No, the best part about watching the Timberwolves this season is that sometimes the commentators’ mics pick up Tom Thibodeau raspily yelling at his…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 28 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2017)
The more I watch the Magic, the more I think that the “Aaron Gordon at SF” experiment is the dumbest thing ever. Maybe, MAYBE, it helps Orlando win games right now. Maybe. But is winning meaningless regular season games what you want to do when what you should be doing is putting your best player…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 10 Points/17 Assists Full Highlights (1/11/2017)
One field goal. Just one. One Ricky Rubio field goal in a whole three minute video devoted to his basketball prowess. It’s to the point where I probably shouldn’t even have bothered with showing his points. I don’t show the assist if some guy puts up thirty points and only has the one, so why…
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