January 2017 – Page 18

Mike Dunleavy 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)

I got a ton of views when I uploaded Kyle Korver’s first good performance with the Cavaliers. A ton. Like 70,000. It was great, seeing that many people get hyped for a roleplayer. I expect the same sort of reaction to this video, if not more. You thought 18 points for a white-skinned three-point-specialist was…

Norman Powell 21 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)

Is it just me or does Norman “Norm Median” Powell kind of look like Derrick Rose? It’s not just me. It can’t be, because I’m looking at this thumbnail, and I’m seeing a slighty less dopey-looking version of D-Rose. This is something that everyone blessed with the holy gift of sight should be able to…

DTB’s Official NBA Power Rankings (Week 11)

This week’s biggest busts: Pacers -4, Hornets -3, Pistons -3, Knicks -3, Lakers -3 This week’s biggest successes: Timberwolves +5, 76ers +4, Jazz +3, Wizards +3, Trail Blazers +3, Pelicans +3 1. Golden State Warriors (34-6, 3-0 this week) (last week: #1 [2-1] +0) Stephen Curry still isn’t shooting 40% from three, a fact which…

Rudy Gobert 19 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)

I have gotten to the point where vanilla Rudy Gobert dunks are not enough to excite me. I am a twisted and perverted man; the depravity of my desires knows no limits. I need something harder, something more shocking and disgusting than just Gobert catching an alley-oop with nobody around. What I need is for…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 12 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)

Attention Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot: your name takes way too many syllables to say. I’m counting nine distinct phonological units. Maybe you’ve heard of this good player, played for the Lakers a bit, named Shaq? Yeah. Check that out. Only one syllable. That’s why people liked him so much; because they didn’t have to take a sip…

Aaron Gordon 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/14/2017)

If there is a human being on this earth who can dunk from the three-point line, Aaron Gordon is that person. He already won last year’s dunk contest, but imagine him winning it again this year by pretending to do a normal free-throw line slamjam but instead jumping from like 10 feet further back. SICK….

Elfrid Payton Career High 28 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2017)

Last time Elfrid Payton scored a career high, 26 points about a month ago with 14 dimes, I warned people not to try and watch the whole video, because it was simply too much Elfrid Payton highlights. I’m a trained and experienced highlight-watcher, and I couldn’t even manage it. I hated to imagine what would…

Devin Booker Career High 39 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)

As long as Devin Booker keeps scoring 39 without ever scoring 40, I’m gonna keep putting “Career High” in the titles of the resultant highlight vids. I don’t care that future netizens will be horribly confused by the appearance of three (or more) separate performances when they type “Devin Booker career high” into the holosearch…

Jahlil Okafor 26 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)

The prevailing opinion of Jahlil Okafor has shifted rapidly from “he’s not that good” to “he’s probably the worst player in the league right now look at these on-off stats that I found on some crappy blog because I can only parrot other people’s knowledge”. I’ve seen the stats, and yeah, they’re not that good…

George Hill 22 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

I didn’t really want to do this video because I’m tired of making highlights for today and I want to do something else. But I HAD to make this video because I foolishly tweeted that I would make highlights for George Hill’s not-even-all-that-outstanding 22-point game. So I wasted some of my precious time (time that…