Given how Quinn Buckner seems to be rapidly descending into the depths of utter dementia, it’s surprising that he has yet to call any member of the Pacers “Myles Miles”. He repeatedly references a non-existent player named “Thad Turner” and his analysis often devolves into blustery nonsense, so you would think he would be extremely…
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Nik Stauskas 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2017)
DTB’S OFFICIAL RETRACTION: In a past video description I asserted that Nik “Sucksass” Stauskas was like a lesser version of Wayne Ellington. I would like to issue a retraction for that statement. Wayne Ellington would obviously never get seven assists in a game. He might get seven passes TOTAL in a game if he’s lucky….
Read MoreShabazz Muhammad 22 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2017)
Shabazz Muhammad was lazily watching TV in his apartment when he heard his phone buzz. Looking down to see who was texting him, he smiled when he saw the familiar name. “Hello friend Shabazz!” read the text. “I hoping you can watch my game in Russia tonight. It will be ten in morning for you…
Read MoreKyle O’Quinn 18 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2017)
Well, Joakim Noah is out, a fact which every Knicks fan is sure to be happy about, but their happiness is tempered by the fact that Willy Hernangomez is still not the starter. Nope, the starting center job was given to the center-sized Porzingis, and the starting power forward role has been entrusted to the…
Read MoreDarren Collison 26 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2017)
I have a pile of scraps of paper on my desk on which I have written NBA predictions. All of them were written during the offseason so you know that none of them are biased by events that transpired after the season opener. Each one is dated with the date that I made the prediction…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 24 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2017)
Dënniß ßchrööder has been slumping badly from the three-point line for the past few weeks, and is 4-of-25 from that range in the past seven games. Historically, he hasn’t been a fantastic three point shooter, so it’s expected that he’ll hit a cold spell every once in a while, but for people like me who…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 27 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2017)
The Knicks are kind of messed up right now. Charles Oakley agrees with that assessment. So I don’t blame Kristaps Porzingis for falling into a bit of a slump; it’s hard not to get a little lethargic as an organization implodes around you. Everyone else (except Mindaugas Kuzminskas, and even he is slumping now) is…
Read MoreDario Saric 20 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2017)
Without Joel Embiid, the 76ers have lost a lot of their funness. They still have some fun players (Dario Saric, Richaun Holmes, Ersan Ilyasova[yes he count as fun dammit just trust me on this]), but they are not as consistently fun as Embiid was. Saric, probably their greatest hope for fun outside of that other…
Read MoreJoe Johnson 27 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2017)
I don’t remember Joe Johnson looking this slow when he scored 29 the first game of the season. Did he use up all his energy on that one? He hasn’t scored 20 since then, until tonight. I don’t think I’ve seen this many buckets scored by just slowly dribbling around and shooting since I last…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2017)
Alright. This is good. Everyone calm down. This is something you can build off of. He’s not a bust yet! 15 points on 6 of 10 shooting, that’s something that a normal non-bust player would do. 5 dimes, a couple of them to Tarik Black which increases their value. A dime to Black is not…
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