So what if Jason “Help I’m Balding” Smith leaned into that screen a little bit? Players do that all the time, and it’s not his fault that Tyler Ulis is 5’9″, that’s all on Ulis. It’s not like he tackled him like he tackled Blake Griffin that one time; Ulis would be dead if Smith decided to that. Dead or in a coma.
Smith was just minding his own business after the foul until Jared Dudley came over and started headbutting everybody within reach of his gigantic fat forehead and Brandon Jennings made finger guns and did a Gilbert Arenas impression with them. It’s like Smith and Ulis are just standing there while two of their teammates are fighting on their behalf. That’s my take on the situation. I didn’t hear the words that were exchanged. All I could make out was that Smith said some bad words which I will not repeat here.
The craziest thing about this video isn’t even the “fight”. It’s the fact that the Suns hairy bigfoot mascot just slides onto the floor DURING PLAY and then immediately gets up and runs off. Check out 1:55. I mean, what the heck? Why did he think that was a good idea? Did somebody tell him there was a timeout? I’m so confused.