Jusuf Nurkic and his teammates were gathered in a Portland nightclub, celebrating their latest victory. Liquor was flowing freely; trays full of shot glasses were being brought to their tables in a never-ending stream, and expensive bottles of wine were crudely guzzled without remorse. “And then Kanter tried to post him up and he blocked…
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Bobby Portis 17 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2017)
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Read MoreLeandro Barbosa 16 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2017)
I truly thought that Leandro Barbosa was done in the NBA after he tore his ACL with the Celtics. He hadn’t looked very good that season, and an injury of that magnitude for a marginal player usually spells “EUROPE” or “CHINA”. He managed to come back the next season, though, with the Suns. How he…
Read MoreAlan Williams 16 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2017)
Add the Hornets to the list of teams that somehow can’t handle Alan Williams. First the Bulls, then the Bulls again, then the Bucks, now the Hornets. All teams that simply could not cope with Big Sauce’s girth. This list somehow keeps growing longer even though BIG SAUCE is, despite his nickname, actually not that…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 17 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2017)
Marquese Chriss may not be a true candidate for the ROY award, but he IS a true candidate for the RWTDTMFHSJOTY award. In case you’re dumb, that acronym stands for “rookie who throws down the most frickin’ hard slam jams of the year”. Derrick Jones is also a contender for that award, but he hasn’t…
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