Due to the unexplainable vagaries of fate, I ended up having to make this video and eat buffalo wings at the same time. Before you become jealous of my existence (highlights and wings, what could be better?), remember that there is no clean way of eating buffalo wings. None. You can’t use utensils, because obviously that wouldn’t work. I’m basically using my keyboard as a napkin right now, just so you degenerates have some words to go with your highlights.
It’s a nice keyboard too, one of those mechanical ones. And I’m totally defiling it with buffalo sauce. Naismith forgive me.
Anyway, this is, once again, way too much Elfrid Payton highlights. 22 points is too much, 14 assists is too much, combined it’s WAY too much. I’ve been over it before, but it bears repeating: do NOT try to watch this whole vid in one setting. Just don’t. It’s too much Elfrid Payton. You WILL perish in the attempt. Some people have not heeded my warnings, and those people DIED. I have proof. This is not a joke. Do you want do die? No. You don’t. First of all because you want to see if Kawhi Leonard can somehow win MVP, second of all because the Magic are gonna be contenders in like 5 years and if you die you won’t even get to see them hoist the trophy while Dwight Howard cries in a nursing home somewhere.
I would suggest breaking the watching of this video down into manageable chunks. Like 20 seconds apiece. Take plenty of breaks, don’t overexert. If you start feeling woozy, close your browser window immediately and do not resume viewing until at least 24 hours have passed.