Ricky Rubio has pretty much been averaging 12/10 on 40% shooting since the new year. Rubio has never been a consistent shooter for an entire season, but doing it for two and a half months is a pretty good start. And this is the guy they wanted to trade for Derrick Rose? My laughter is of such intensity that it’s generating tears. The last time Derrick Rose had double digit assists, he actually didn’t have double-digit assists because as far as I’m concerned he’s never gotten ten assists in a game in his life (no I’m not going to check the stats, stats are for nerds).
Every time I make a Rubio video I get sad that Wiggins and Towns have graduated from my channel. Their scoring skills perfectly complement Rubio’s passing and this synergy is finally resulting in wins, but if I want to make Wolves highlights I have to rely on Dieng or Muhammad to have a good game (or for Rubio to get a double-double which he’s been doing all the time lately). Maybe I should start a new channel where I do highlights of stars. I could call it “DownToSellOut” or something like that and I wouldn’t even have to write video descriptions. It would be just like Dawkins.
On the other hand, nah. That sounds lame.