It is totally time for the Magic to tank, if they haven’t started already. I want to see a Gordon-Zimmerman-Hezonja-Rudez-Biyombo lineup out there next game so that I can know that the Magic are totally committed to losing games. Take the fall for Lonzo Ball. Pro-tip: Aaron Gordon is the PG in that lineup. Bigs who can handle the ball are en vogue, and the Magic don’t have one. They need to make Gordon into that kind of player.
I don’t even know how much I’m joking right now. Would it not be sweet as soursops for Gordon to be like a mini-Giannis who can dunk way harder and has a nicer-looking jumper? I maintain that that would be sweet as soursops. He’s already got some crafty moves when he’s looking to score, all he has to do is convert those crafty moves to crafty moves plus passes at the end.