This is kind of surprising. I thought Jose Calderon was done for real this time. He got some time in Los Angeles, even earning a few starts, but then they shelved him, and I thought that was gonna be it. The end of Calderon’s memorable NBA career. Memorable in the sense that Raptors fans still…
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Ian Clark Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
I’m a big fan of scrubs, don’t get me wrong, but I’m not really a big fan of elite teams resting all their good players for no reason, even if it results in more highlights of said scrubs. Some of the lineups trotted out tonight, by both teams (though the Spurs had actual injuries to…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 17 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
Just putting it out there: “Taurean Prince” sounds like a sweet name for some sort of fantasy/sci-fi novel. It evokes so many things: bulls, royalty, swords, aliens, bravery, time-travel, wenches, a whole bunch of cool stuff. I know what I’m gonna be writing for my next 1000 Taurean Prince descriptions! But I don’t have time…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 20 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
I’m sure you already know all about this, but I still think it’s totally bad-ass that Nikola Jokic did harness racing as a young person. It’s like horse racing, except instead of riding the beast yourself you put yourself in a little cart and get dragged behind the beast. I say it’s bad-ass because my…
Read MoreDevin Booker 36 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
Devin Booker has done it again. He’s like the Aaron Rodgers of the NBA, except he hasn’t had the soul sucked out of him by Olivia Munn. Does that count as a pop-culture reference? If I’m gonna compete with Bill Simmons I really need to get my pop-culture reference count up. Way up. Screw it….
Read MoreRicky Rubio 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
I simply refuse to believe the rumors that the Timberwolves were looking to trade Ricky Rubio, either before the season or at the trade deadline. Those Rubio for Rose rumors had to have been made up by some writer looking for attention. There’s no way that the Wolves FO/Thibs would be that stupid, right? After…
Read MoreChasson Randle 12 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
Chasson “Press X to Chasson” Randle: better than Derrick Rose? According to Betteridge’s Law of Headlines, which states “Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no”, the answer is no. According to reality, which states “Derrick Rose licks taint”, the answer is yes. Hm. A conundrum indeed! How…
Read MoreJordan Crawford 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
If you look closely at the thumbnail, it kind of looks like Jordan Crawford has two mouths. What, you want more of a description than that? Too bad, broseph. That thumbnail is description enough. There’s a reason that I make the thumbnails; because they are a part of the art I’m creating. These descriptions are…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 27 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
Last season, by this time in the year, I was getting pissed at how many Marvin “W-Marv” Williams highlights I was having to do. The deal with W-Marv is that he doesn’t have any fans anymore. It seemed like he was scoring 22 every game, and every time he did I was forced to make…
Read MoreRichaun Holmes Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
Who even needs Joel Embiid when you have a guy who does all the same things and isn’t a walking injury report? No one, that’s who, and especially not the Sixers. He shoots threes, he dunks, he blocks the bejabbers out of people, it’s all there. People aren’t quite as hyped for Richaun Holmes as…
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