Did Ivica Zubac EXPOSE supposed Balkan superstar Nikola Jokic last night in front of millions of national TV viewers? Let’s take a look at the facts:
-Zubac scored 25 points. Jokic only scored 18 because he is inferior.
-Zubac tallied 11 big, strong rebounds. Jokic had nine wimpy rebounds because he’s afraid of contact.
-Zubac blocked one shot (not shown in this video). Jokic didn’t block any shots because he’s never blocked a shot in his life.
-Zubac had one assist because he knew he was the best scoring option on the court at all times. Jokic deferred to his teammates out of weakness and self-doubt, resulting in four assists.
-Zubac played for the losing team, which is more impressive than playing for the winning team because it means your teammates suck more.
Well, would you look at that! All the pertinent facts are listed and it turns out that Nikola Jokic did indeed get EXPOSED by Ivica Zubac last night! Croatia prevails over Serbia yet again! Prepare for nationalistic flame wars in the comments section below written in languages you don’t understand!