On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like layups? Use this handy reference to figure out your layup-enjoyment-rating: 1: I’d rather die than watch a layup in an NBA game 2: Maybe death is taking it a little far, but layups really suck 3: Only if a short person is performing…
Read MoreDay: March 14, 2017
Nikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2017)
I don’t know what’s going on with the Bulls right now. I didn’t know before, but I definitely don’t now. I had just read that they had told Nikola Mirotic that he was out of their rotation. Okay. Kind of a weird decision, but that’s what they decided, and it’s their player after all. They…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 22 Points/19 Assists Full Highlights (3/13/2017)
Ricky Rubio had just turned off his bedside lamp and was getting cozy underneath his multiple layers of blankets when a sudden flash of white passed through his half-closed eyelids. He opened his eyes wider, but couldn’t see anything amiss in the deep darkness of his bedroom. Dismissing the visual anomaly as a result of…
Read MoreVince Carter 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2017)
Vince Carter is old now. Really old. 40 whole years of life have passed before his weary eyes. That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible. When was the last time someone this old scored this many points in the NBA? I’m way, WAY too lazy to figure it out, so I’m just gonna…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2017)
There’s something wrong with the Hornets. The Bulls were/are totally imploding, yet the Hornets still lost. What’s the problem? More importantly, what’s the solution? I don’t know if one can figure out the solution without knowing the problem, but that’s a philosophical conundrum for another day. Right now we’re just gonna look at why the…
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