Last year we were robbed of the opportunity to see late-season Jahlil Okafor because he injured some body part or another. As any fan of NBA scrubs knows, the end of the season is prime time for huge scoring performances from mediocre players on bad teams. I have no doubt that Okafor would have averaged…
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Dario Saric 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/14/2017)
Dario Saric is averaging 20/7/4 in the month of March on 47% from the field and 39% from three. Do those numbers remind you of another recent rookie’s March domination? The rookie in question is similar to Dario in more ways than just numbers. If you filter out all unnecessary thoughts, you will find that…
Read MoreRichard Jefferson 16 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2017)
I’m sitting here looking at Richard Jefferson’s page on basketball-reference, and you won’t believe what shocking information I discovered! I’m debating whether I should even tell you what it is that I found out about R-Jeff. In the end, I consider myself a journalist, and am thus bound by journalistic ethics. The truth must come…
Read MoreIman Shumpert 18 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2017)
It seems like it’s been awhile since I heard anything about Iman Shumpert, even though he’s a starter on a championship contender. Getting rid of his flattop must have really cost him some visibility in the NBA world. It’s a well-known fact that people care about players with unique (and noticeable) hairstyles more than their…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 16 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2017)
All you people who said I should make a Caris LeVert vid should be ashamed. Because I made the vid, and it had way more free throws than made buckets. Come on. I trusted you guys to not lead me astray down the path of uncompelling highlights, and you betrayed me. Just kidding. You know…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 25 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2017)
Brook Lopez is averaging 20 points again this year. A few years ago, that would’ve put him among the very best scorers in the league. These days, though, everybody and their grandmama is averaging 20, and no one has any surplus hype to spare for Brook Lopez and his goofy-looking game. Well, I like him….
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