Marquese Chriss 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (3/15/2017)

T.J. Warren + Marquese Chriss = bros 4 lyf? It’s more likely than you think!

-T.J. loves throwing lobs to Marquese more than anything, even life itself, even toaster strudels
-Marquese could easily block T.J.’s shot on most possessions, but refrains from doing so
-You can just tell they’re bros
-Both are part of the young core of the Suns, which would hopefully mean their broship is next-level (Alex Len is not included in the core)
-Marquese regularly comes over to T.J.’s place for non-sexual full-body massages in a relaxing, friendly setting
-They are in shared agreement that Earl Watson is the bomb for benching Tyson Chandler and Brandon Knight
-Their high-fives are of a higher quality and duration than high-fives between other Suns players

As you can see from the points outlined above, T.J. Warren and Marquese Chriss are absolute best bros and will remain so until the end of time or one of them gets traded.

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