It’s becoming abundantly clear that while Jabari Parker is a really sweet player, he doesn’t contribute to wins the way that Khris Middleton does. People are quick to forget that Middleton was actually the Bucks’ best player that year, and his return to the lineup is the main reason for their recent turnaround.
And here I am, all set to tank, I even have a WWI-era military helmet perched on my head and a couple live grenades in my desk. Among other items. Lots of other items. I’m armed for combat right now. But what am I supposed to do with all this gear after the Bucks decided to win some games and try to make the playoffs? I’ve been eating MREs for like two weeks straight for nothing? I want to tank, dammit. If the Bucks aren’t going to, I’ll just switch to being a Laker fan temporarily. Their tank is going full speed ahead at this point.