You know things are getting bad in Chicagoland when the Bulls commentators are repeatedly stating how they’d like to see Robin Lopez get more offensive touches. Fropez is a great player in his own way, but he’s not the kind of guy you forcefeed in the post. He’s more of an opportunistic scorer. The Bulls’ problems will not be solved by making sure he shoots it 20 times a game.
Here’s my idea for making the Bulls play like the playoff team they should be: tell all their role-players (except Lopez) to stop sucking ass. MCW is probably a lost cause, but the rest of those dudes can be good, I just know it. Brush off Isaiah Canaan and have him jack threes like he did last year. Make Jerian Grant recreate that one sick predraft workout video he had. There are so many things they could do to improve their winning chances.
Also tell Dwyane Wade that you only really need one arm to shoot the ball, and zero arms to draw free throws.