I think I’m going to die if I hear “Juancho Three? Gotcho Three!” even one more time. That means I can’t rewatch this pretty-okay Juan Hernangomez vid, but that’s okay. I prefer living over pretty much anything else that I can do.
“Juancho Three? Gotcho Three!”
It looks stupider typed out like that, which is quite a feat because it’s already the schlockiest thing I’ve heard from the Nuggets commentators in all my years of doing highlights. Remember, these are the dudes who brought you all those horrible foreign phrases when Fournier or Gallo or some other international player did something.
I think next time Hernangomez has a good game, or maybe every time, I’m gonna try and use the opposing commentators. Then, instead of having to listen to grating catchphrases, I can listen to them wonder how a guy who looks like he’s about 16 years old is kicking their butt.