Nikola Vucevic has a cool name, but it could be even cooler. Well, his last name could be cooler. His first name is already perfect. No improvements to be made there. But his last name, you know, it just lacks a certain zazz that could really put it over the top.
For one thing, it has way too many V’s. V’s are objectively the worst letter in the alphabet. We can take out that second one. And the first… maybe replace it with something. Like A J! Yeah. “Nikola Juceic”. Okay, that looks too much like “Juice”. More changes are necessary. Take out the E, for one thing. It doesn’t make sense any more. And you know, where there were once too many V’s, there are now too many C’s. Can’t replace the last one, otherwise it wouldn’t be a name befitting an eastern European. Gotta do something about that first one, but nothing too drastic. Change it to a K? “Nikola Jukic”. Almost there, I can feel it! V’s are bad, but U’s are also really bad. We need to replace that one, but only with another vowel. A consonant would make it unpronounceable. Let’s go with O. “Nikola Jokic”.
Wow! For some reason, my hype for this player just went way through the roof! Why is that?