Fact: Richaun Holmes provides 50% of the funness that Joel Embiid did at a fraction of the injury risk.
Fact: Dario Saric provides 50% of the funness that Ben Simmons will at a fraction of the injury risk.
Those two facts, their factuality combined, mean that there is no reason that you shouldn’t be watching every other 76ers game. Obviously, you would watch all of their games if Embiid and Simmons were healthy. You couldn’t call yourself an NBA fan if you didn’t. But since these two non-injured dudes are doing basically the same things as those injured dudes, you should be catching at least some of their game action.
Fact: Richaun Holmes’ nickname of “Rich Holmie Chaun” is the best in the league.