Just when you thought that Kristaps “Jesus Krist” Porzingis had graduated from my channel for being to good, DTB pops you right in the mouth with another thick slab of Kristy-P highlights action! His monthlong absence from my channel was more due to the quality of his play than any decision on my end to discontinue producing videos featuring him. Next year might be a different story entirely, but for now, I’m just gonna keep making videos for him and if people want to unsubscribe, that’s fine. There’s an unsubcribe button right there probably.
Jesus Krist got a tiny bit owned by Rudy Gobert, who scored 35, but at least Kristy-P got in some three-pointers to prove that he’s not totally impotent. Hitting two threes early opened up some possibilities for him, but with Gobert it doesn’t really matter what possibilities you think you have, so Jesus Krist still had to work for his points by drawing contact that his fragile stick-figure body probably wasn’t happy about.
Personally, I think a beer bong outfitted with protein shakes would do Porzingis wonders, but I don’t actually know anything about cultivating or maintaining muscles, so this is one discipline where you probably shouldn’t listen to anything I have to say.